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12.26.08
Single mothers are chased out of Sweet Valley with torches and pitchforks, apparently
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12.19.08
The Big Night- the prom they’ve been waiting fourteen years for where everyone acts like a complete sociopath and I can’t believe I fucking read this whole thing
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5.12.08
The winter of my discontent
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2.7.08
Sometimes I like to pretend my grandmother is my cleaning lady, or Rosa’s Lie #81
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1.10.08
The Bloods and the Crips have nothing on SVH and Palisades; or In Love With the Enemy, #120
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12.24.07
I seem to have a touch of the multiple sclerosis, or Super Edition: Special Christmas
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11.1.07
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10.23.07
This patterned jumsuit will make you feel as pretty as Linda Ronstadt! or #28 Alone in the Crowd
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10.15.07
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9.29.07
Todd is from Mars and Liz is from Venus, or #78 The Dating Game
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The one where all of Jessica’s boyfriends die or #100, The Evil Twin
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8.8.07
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7.16.07
The one where Robin Wilson loses 100 pounds and joins the cheerleading squad in a timespan of a week, or #4, Power Play
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6.18.07
The one where Bruce touches Jessica’s boobs, or #3 Playing With Fire
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